Miracle Methane Mobile

Money and property are obsolete concepts. Now that we've entered the new age we realize that the only economics are the economics of energy. If I were to keep the patents or any rights associated with this idea, I could become a rich man. But, I've seen the video that I produced and the star of the show, the universal idol said this: "It is easier for a camel to pass through a needle's eye than it is for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of Heaven." Even though I produced and directed the show I in no way chose what Jesus would say. I hear and I obey. So, without any further ado. Let me introduce you to: The Marvelous Methane Mobile:

During the Month of October 2009 Congress passed a bill allowing the Department of Energy to fund projects that encourage the use of three wheeled cars on the roads of America. President Obama promised to sign the bill as soon as possible. Well, I got news for you boys, God is way the fuck ahead of you all. God's three wheeled vehicle comes as a set of instructions on a web page. This web page. And it is free to everyone on earth.

In case you did not catch the meaning of what I said this is what I meant. If you continue reading this page you will have all of the instructions you need to build your very own three wheeled vehicle that is powered by Methane Gas. To further clarify, by Methane Gas, I mean the gas that comes out your ass as processed in an Anaerobic Digester to make methane gas that is placed in the back of one of the Zap Xebra Trucks as pictured above.

In addition, I will provide links to the manufacturers of most of the necessary components and I will suggest sources for the rest. Mind you, I have not yet built one of these yet myself but it will work. The exact recharge times I am not sure of but the electrical generator that produces electricity from your feces will be more than enough to recharge the batteries of the truck. The only thing I need you to trust me on and also be aware of is that the weight limits of the truck should be adjusted upward considerably and can be done so safely if and only if you are aware of the fact that I make this assumption: that the truck are built to hold at least 500 lbs safely and that you must adjust your conceived notion of and ignore all Zap company references as to braking distances and acceleration speeds. Braking distances will be greater and acceleration speeds will be slower.

The Marvelous Methane Mobile
Instructions

First, you will need to get a three wheeled electric truck. Zap makes one that is available in The United States. You can order yours by putting down a deposit of $99.00. The cost of the truck is $12,500

What makes the Marvelous Methane Mobile truly marvelous is that it can work in all climates when properly constructed. To do this you will need to order the Solar Panel option that is available for the Zap Xebra Truck. Simply cover and enclose the frame work under the solar panels and around the sides with clear sheets of thick plastic that can be obtained from Home Depot. This will turn the digester into a reactor by adding enormous amounts of direct solar energy to the digestive processes inside of the newly created reactor. Digestion works best under warm conditions. This way even in the cold climates of Minnesota, the country's greenest state and where we expect our earliest adopters the Marvelous Methane Machine can keep them running in the dead of winter.


Information on Zap Xebra Electric Trucks


The Second Thing you will need is the portable Anaerobic Digester from Sintex Plastics Corporation in India. You will most likely need the small digester meant for one animal as I am sure that this can be made to fit within the back of the truck with little or no problem while leaving enough room for the electrical generator.

Contact Simtex Plastics

The Third major component of the Marvelous Methane Mobile is the Methane Gas Generator. Puxin Biogas makes one.

Puxin Biogas Plants and Accessories

That's all he wrote. And that's all you need.

But wait there's more...

All you need to do is get these three pieces together. Get the truck first, then put the digester, and generator in the back of the truck. Attach the digester to the generator with whatever gas hose is necessary, make sure the seals are tight. Double sealed preferably and plug the truck into the generator. Add Shit. And, you have a New Clear Reactor. That is a subliminal message to Scientologists. A New Clear Reactor that is capable transporting two people and if you hook it up right a small amount of luggage for trips to the airport, groceries from the store, or any run of the mill errands. And outside of the cost of the equipment, it won't cost you shit to run. Well, actually...


Marvelous Methane Mobile
Dealers Wanted
No matter how great this idea is not too many people in America at least will take the time albeit less than a day to call India place an order then to contact China and place an order for your generator or to even visit a local Zap dealer for one of the best deals in automobiles to be had in America.. Although I am open to the possibility that this may just be the better mouse traps that gets you off your ass to do just that. So, I am looking for dealers.

Below you will find a link to a similar Electric Vehicle sold in Taiwan. Of' course, you will have to import these, pay all duty charges, and get them in to the hands of your customers. If you do so, you can keep whatever profits you can generate now and forever. All I ask is that you add a ten dollar surcharge to your asking price for each vehicle sold, write a check for your sales once a month and send that check made out to The Trust in God, 347 W. 37th St. NY, NY, 10018

To find out about importing the Taiwanese Three wheeled electric truck: Click Here

Perhaps if both China and Taiwan have a large stake in saving the world's transportation system there will be one less potential war to worry about.